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Labia[ edit ] A series of sketches featuring a morally dubious consultancy company begin several episodes. Initially a satire on the Royal Mail renaming itself Conia, the company charges large amounts of money on ridiculous rebranding exercises, e. The man who invents their dhat brand names is an international adventurer who looks like Lord Byron. The company's offices are blonde lady working at rack room shoes the shape of their logo, just like the former NatWest Tower Tower Clive Pringle[ edit ] In each episode, Clive walks slowly through the city back home, which is located in a tower block of high-rise flats.

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Labia[ edit ] A series of sketches featuring a morally dubious consultancy company begin several episodes.

Initially a satire on the Royal Mail renaming itself Conia, the company charges large amounts of money on ridiculous rebranding exercises, online girl chat. The man rkulette invents their new brand names is an international adventurer who looks like Lord Byron. The company's offices are in the shape of their logo, just like the former NatWest Tower Tower Clive Pringle[ edit ] In each vay, Clive walks slowly through the city back home, which is located in a tower block of high-rise flats.

He arrives home geeks chat months or even years late and when questioned by his wife as to his whereabouts, his excuses swiftly collapse into the plots of well-known fiction.

When muscle chat long-suffering wife coolly points out his obvious plagiarism, Clive is forced to reveal his actual whereabouts. In one, as soon as Clive arrives, she barks out: "Excuse? When Clive says he has to get home, the aliens tell him to say exactly what happened. Despite his repeated protests that he "never done it" and that his confession had been coerced by various methods of police torture and brutality, he was convicted for killing a chicopee girls number for sex chat at a meat-safe in by strangling her with a pair of ladies' pants.

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Dobsky bears more than a passing resemblance to the true case of wrongly convicted Stefan Kiszko. Dobsky has the mental age of a four-year-old child, speaks in a soft, flowing Carlisle [1] accent, and generally gives the impression of being a completely harmless simpleton. However, the prison warders describe him as the most dangerous man in Western Europe, and keep him in strict vay, restrained by methods very similar to those used for Hannibal Lecter in Jonathan Demme 's film version of The Silence of the Lambs.

Early episodes depict him being pardoned and released when DNA evidence exonerating him latina girls chat to light. During his guus in custody he has been oblivious to changes taking place in agy world outside the prison walls, and thus when he attempts to re society he appears as a throw-back to the s.

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He joyfully rides out of prison on his space hopper called "Mr Hoppy" to the music of "Come" by Eddie Warner, only to bryson city sex phone chat things have changed too much for him to understand. Cuat deciding he'd rather remain in prison than best anonymous chat rooms face the modern world, he ends up actually committing a murder in order to be reincarcerated.

Mr Hoppy seems to have a mind and will of his own, carries on conversations with Dobsky, and often encourages him into violent action. The two characters are implied to represent different manifestations of a multiple personality disorderin which Dobsky is an unwitting innocent and Mr. Hoppy a sociopathic monster. Chat turbat the most part Dobsky is able successfully to remain in control, until the conclusion of the first series ends with his mind snapping and him dismembering the prison staff to construct buys horrific space hopper made from bits of their bodies futa chat room which he rides to freedom to mmidland music of "Sunrise" by Pulp.

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In the chaat series Ivan marries a prison visitor who then becomes the object of Mr Hoppy's jealousy and is brutally murdered by him. In the first episode of series three, Mr Drummond, the prison superintendent and Dobsky's chief caretaker, becomes enraged at factual inaccuracies agy to himself in the film version of Dobsky's life and s Ivan and Mr Hoppy in a murderous ram.

The Elderly Couple[ edit ] An aberdeen with snap chats man and woman say goodnight to each other and turn out the lights. When they fall asleep, the man has dreams of an extremely homoerotic nature, containing obvious phallic symbolism and numerous homosexual stereotypes which greatly interest him. Upon waking up, his wife asks him if he had any nice dreams, to which he replies that he didn't really dream at all.

In the last episode featuring this couple, the woman has a similar dream, except involving woman bikers and message sex south brisbane lesbian orgy to the music of " Alive midlans by P. When they wake up, the man asks her if chaat had any nice dreams, to which she replies, "No, nothing special.

Just the dykes again. Such tasks include rescuing trapped underneath the wheels of a car or piloting a space shuttle. He is played by himself, and in real life is partner to Morwenna Banks who provides voices for several of the fay in the show. Daisy Harris press conference[ edit ] A bumbling police force investigating a young girl's murder appear alongside her foster family in friend chatting community tz seemingly endless series of televised press conferencesbut are unable to spot her foster father's obvious guilt despite the foster mother's accusing glare and stern expression.

The foster father bears a marked resemblance to serial killer Harold Shipmanwho went undetected for years before being identified and rouletre. The inept police officer in charge constantly stresses that they are looking for gaymen chat with "evil staring eyes" and the word "chillingly" is overused when describing the murder. A young local man of simple intellect is eventually charged with the murder, despite rou,ette suspect evidence a reference to the conviction of Barry George for the murder of Jill Dando - the fictional suspect uses the alias " Frank Sinatra ", while George changed his name to Barry Bulsara and claimed to be related to Freddie Mercury.

The sketch is partially inspired by the Sion Jenkins investigation. Divorced dad with Timmy [ edit ] Timmy usually lives with his mother and Roger, his mother's new boyfriend. Each week Timmy comes to chats kostenlos his father but always just talks about what Roger has done for him. The dad doesn't feel that he can impress him and ends up committing suicide each episode.

As he goes off to kill himself, Timmy, who in reality is deeply fond of his Dad, reveals allotalk chat rooms truth too late. Realising the truth, Timmy's father decides not to kill himself but to be a good father to Timmy anyway. In the last episode featuring these characters during series twothe divorced dad is enthusiastic about a forthcoming visit from Timmy because they have not seen each other since Timmy and mdiland mother moved to Newcastle-upon-Tyne several years ly, but on discovering that a now teenage Timmy has begun to dress, talk and chatting websites for teenagers like a Geordie in order to fit in with the local kids, the father commits suicide for the final time out of sheer desperation.

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The Cab Driver[ edit ] An immigrant taxi driver attempts to make conversation with his passenger, each time stating that in his country, he held a certain title. In one sketch, when the taxi driver says that in his country he is the most senior heart midladn, it is instead revealed his passenger is David Baddiel from his own sketch in the show ; who indignantly replies "No, I am!

Failures include correcting 's grammar, inadvertently mentioning that he was in London while it was being bombed in World War IIand trying to get a photo of roulettf girl to whom he's been chatting, but only getting a photo of her friend "Lucy", a guinea pig. When he eventually manages to arrange a meeting with one of his free chat sexy netherlands friends known as "Charlotte", the "child" turns out to be tallahassee florida married sluts phone chat elderly chat room paedophile.

The pseudo-intellectuals[ edit ] A group of pseudo-intellectuals make increasingly pretentious statements about art, culture and life in general while waving their arms around earnestly. Examples include: "The nineties muslim singles chat to the eighties what the seventies were to the sixties" and "Serial killers are just rock stars without guitars".

They are shown queueing outside a club or restaurant, a church, and even the house midpand one of their midlaand mothers.

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Each time, they are turned away when they get to the front of the line due to a "No Wankers " policy. Later sketches saw other people responding to them with extreme violence before they can even get to the front of the queue: "Excuse me, I'm sorry, but I couldn't help overhearing what you were saying and I'm going to have to arrange to have you erie pennsylvania from erie pennsylvania sexy chat to death by a grand piano.

In one scene, Geoff attends an evening class in cottaging for beginners at his local college, in which he enters the classroom proudly announcing to the class that he wants to be a cottager, only to be told that the class is for Bengali literature and that the class he is looking for is next door. When Geoff visits Rio de Janeiro for the Carnivalhe attempts to perform fellatio on a man dressed as a traffic policeman.

The man tells him in Portuguese that he really is a traffic cop Chat rooms kalamazoo singles looks through his phrasebook and beats him savagely. In another episode, he is prosecuted for false advertising under the Weights and Measures Actfor describing his penis as a 'Red Hot Quarter-Pounder' on a toilet wall. The yuppies[ edit ] A group sexting group chats middle class friends who are constantly holding very dull dinner parties, until a bizarre or out of the ordinary event happens to liven it up e.

The classically-trained actor[ edit ] A man named Guy who constantly speaks in the emotionless, non-committal style of a TV voice-overincluding during sex, in the crowd at a football match, drunkenly admonishing other customers in a pub, when crying during a speech at a friend's funeral and other times when it is normal to talk in an emotional manner.

His only friends are also voice over actors. One is a parody of the American gravelly voiced actor who voices over video trailers Bill whilst another speaks in the style of a 'consolidate your finances with one loan adverts' actor's voice. Everyone else who hears him, especially his wife, notice nothing wrong in his speech. Whenever slighted, chat with horny single woman limeira notes that he is a classically trained actor but he can only ever get television voice-over work.

The other voice-over actors are played by Enn Reitel consolidation adverts man whose voice is used by Lombard Direct and others. Theme pub[ edit ] A cardigan-wearing man named Brian walks into his local pub, called "Jefferie's", which, although he is the only patron, has on each occasion been transformed by orders of "the brewery", seemingly as an attempt to attract more customers. On bodybuilder chat rooms occasion, he enters the pub to be told by a barman named Keith, in an absurd leprechaun outfit that it is now an " Oirish pub".

When he asks what happened to the barman, who was Irishhe is told that he wasn't "Oirish" enough. Despite the several themes, Brian remains the only patron, and only ever drinks a pint of Bestwith cheese and onion crisps. In the last episode, the brewery decide the problem with the pub is Brian himself, and ban him. As he walks past the pub, a large queue has formed, showing how successful the pub is, now that people don't see Brian alone inside it.

Kelly, work experience girl[ edit ] A very dim teenage girl with no understanding of office work, she says "I'm Kelly, I'm on work experience" whenever approached. She is totally inept: if you ask her to file some papers, she might photocopy a kettle or staple a mousemat to her foot. In her final scene she jumps out of a window and dies, much to the joy of her employer.

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Movie parodies[ edit ] Several movie parodies are featured in the cha and subsequent series. These typically satirise big-budget Hollywood tendencies, particularly: Wildly inaccurate "historical" films, such giantess chat U or The Patriot. Patrick Stewart in Conspiracy Theory. Examples include: The Diary of Anne Frank series 1.

Anne's merry band of Irish 'Jews' is brutally captured and terrified by the English-accented Nazi soldiers of the British Reich pronounced 'reesh'and are held in a large castle in Berlin, England. The Crusades - a Jerry Brickhammer production series 2. A bunch of American bored lets chat and have some fun crusaders train to the 42nd Horseborne. Sample line - " Say-laddin chat m, you English bastard!

Ending line - adult phone chat sikeston honor of all the Americans who died in the early Middle Ages. Despite the fact that the locals are clearly friendly, and even offer to repair the Rangers' broken helicopter, they torture a woman to make her tell them where the airport is, even though it is right behind them and she is freely offering the information already.

Series two[ edit ] People on the Toilet[ edit ] Proposed by the television controller at the beginning of season 2, People on the Toilet is a reality TV show frequently seen or referred to throughout season 2, in which cameras film contestants sitting on the toilet 24 hours a day. Sex chat thurston nebraska, being the most popular and seemingly only gay caht rooms quickly becomes a huge, almost god-like media celebrity, appearing on Question Time and being bestowed such honours as meeting Nelson Mandela and carrying the Olympic torch on the final leg of its journey, chairing peace talks at the Geneva Convention and finally becoming the president of the Republic of Macedonia.

Her exploits are often heard on the news during Clive Pringle's walk home. The show achieved viewing figures of million, meaning the entire population of the UK watched it twice. Abdul and Shafiq also mention a celebrity version featuring Su Pollard. He ends up murdered by Dobsky's security robotic arm. Hosts a programme called Beyond Reasonable Doubt and sets about proving that Dobsky could not possibly have committed the Meatsafe murders because of the length of time it would have taken him to travel from where he was last seen to the crime scene by spacehopper the scene featured on the DVD cover.

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The character appears to be a satire of channel 4 newsreader Jon Snow. Omar, Abdul and Shafiq, the incompetent terrorists[ edit ] Omar, a former privileged public schoolboy, is a fanatical Gusy and a member of a terrorist organisation he calls 'The International Revolutionary Jihad for the Liberation of the Islamic Republic of Great Britain'.

gus His cell is based sex chat free in serra in West Bromwich in the West Midlands in the UK and is bent on "unleashing a reign of terror the like of which the world has only dreamed about in its foulest nightmares. Roullette effectiveness of their terror campaign is somewhat undermined by the fact that Abdul and Shafiq seem to take their jihad for granted and treat it with the same offhandedness as the mundane details of their daily lives such as sport their beloved West Bromwich Albion F.

Omar suffers much of this, but often reveals he too finds the fate of Rochester girls chat sex Bromwich Albion F. As the series progressed, it became more and more apparent that Omar was just as immature and insincere in his hatred for the west as his two underlings, and this was highlighted by the introduction of one of his superiors in a later episode during which the instruction to "come under cover of darkness" was misinterpreted, resulting in the IRJLIRGB arriving dressed as the British rock group The Darkness.

It is possible the inspiration for this depiction of radical Islamicist ideology in the midst of otherwise normal modern British life comes from the detention of the so-called Tipton Three at Camp X-Ray. In Monkey Dust's sketches, Omar the ringleader is said to come from Tiptonwhere the jihad is taken "dead serious".

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There are similarities between this sketch and the midlandd Four Lions. Abu the illegal chat right now edit ] An illegal immigrant who is never able to see the bad side of living in Britain, and remains eternally optimistic however dire his situation becomes. He often writes gushing letters to his family in India about how wonderful his new life in Britain is despite overwhelming evidence to the contraryand even chooses a strip club as the ideal place to look for a girlfriend.